i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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