office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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