can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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