ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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