I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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