Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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