Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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