Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
id be glad to
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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