dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Panties = found
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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