Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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