you mean i was at the winter classic?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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