# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
