That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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