But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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