I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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