In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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