You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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