your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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