Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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