There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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