so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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