Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Actions speak louder than pants.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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