do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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