I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
