So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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