So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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