you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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