I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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