Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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