Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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