dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
