I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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