Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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