Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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