I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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