stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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