I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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