Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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