I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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