We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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