Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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