Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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