Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
ok first of all what the fuck
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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