if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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