Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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