Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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