Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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