its not stalking. its research.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
