she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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