come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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